Things To Do In An Elevator...

-When people get on, ask for their tickets.
-When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
-Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
-Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
-Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?"
-When the doors close, menacingly announce that "It's going to be a bumpy ride."
-Constantly bounce a tennis ball.
-Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say "that's mine!"
-Stand in the corner reading a telephone book, laughing.
-Take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
-Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserve energy."
-Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
-When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
-Push your floor button with your nose.
-Stand alone, and when the doors open tell people trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one.
-Swat at flies that don't exist.Talk to people about the "golden age of elevators in the 50's."

Random Picture from these past few days... (It's been beautiful!)